Today you get an excerpt (courtesy of my co-worker) from the script of a '40's movie entitled "Mr. Blandings Builds his Dream House". Muriel, played by Myrna Loy is married to Jim played by Cary Grant. In this scene Muriel is communicating to the painter exactly what she wants.
We, as designers, get to deal with similar situations on pretty much the daily basis, but I WISH we could have the same answer as the assistant dude.
Take it away:
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MURIEL
Now I want the living room to be a
soft green.
(PeDelford nods)
Not quite as bluish as a robin's
egg, but yet not as yellow as daffodil
buds.
PEDELFORD
Mm.
MURIEL
(handing him a sample)
The best sample I could get is a
little too yellow, but don't let
whoever mixes it go to the other
extreme and get it too blue. It should
just be sort of a grayish yellow
green.
PEDELFORD
(making a note)
Mm-hmm.
They turn to the dining room.
MURIEL
Now the dining room I'd like yellow.
Not just yellow, a very gay yellow.
PEDELFORD
Mm-hmm.
MURIEL
Something bright and sunshiny.
(sudden inspiration)
I tell you, Mr. PeDelford, if you'll
just send one of your workmen to the
A&P for a pound of their best butter
and match it exactly, you can't go
wrong.
PEDELFORD
(making a note)
Mm.
MURIEL
This is the paper we're going to use
here in the foyer.
(hands sample to him)
It's flowered but I don't want the
ceiling to match any of the colors
of the flowers. There are some little
dots in the background, and it's
these dots I want you to match. Not
the little greenish dots near the
hollyhock leaf, but the little bluish
dot between the rosebud and the
delphinium blossom. Is that clear?
PeDelford looks carefully at the sample, then:
PEDELFORD
(making note)
Mm-hmm.
MURIEL
The kitchen's to be white. Not a
cold, antiseptic hospital white -- a
little warmer but not to suggest any
other color but white.
PEDELFORD
(note)
Mm.
MURIEL
Now for the powder room, I want you
to match this thread.
(hands him thread)
You can see it's practically an apple
red. Somewhere between a healthy
Winesap and an unripened Jonathan.
PEDELFORD
(making note)
Mm.
There is a crash from the kitchen.
MURIEL
Will you excuse me?
Muriel hastily exits toward the kitchen. PeDelford turns to his assistant.
PEDELFORD
Got it, Charlie?
CHARLIE
(deadpan; indicating
rooms with his thumb)
Green, yellow, blue, white, red.
PEDELFORD
Check.
DISSOLVE
LOL! This is exactly why I stopped taking commissions from crazy people. :) Love this movie.
ReplyDeleteI used to be a freelance designer, and O. M. G... I thought I was done with this craziness, and my previous boss was able to shield us designers from the majority of craziness, but now, it's anything goes. Right now I'm designing a Halloween line for a major UK chain store, and their style guide has all kinds of WTF icons. Like mustaches. And chandeliers. Because nothing says Halloween like a mustache on a chandelier. In teal.
ReplyDeleteI wish I was kidding.