Or, perhaps, you feel a sudden urge to get a get-well card that will (not so) subtly tell the recipient to get his/her crap together?
Or, maybe, you have the kind of family or friends for whom a Hallmark Christmas card just won't do?
Ginger and Wry is an etsy store specializing in irreverent cards featuring booze-drinking squirrels, bunny silhouettes and very wry humor.
I especially love their parking cards. Conveniently laminated, they are perfect to slide under the aforementioned douches wipers.
Go get some, you know you want to!